Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Argyle
Argyle is sexy. Argyle and plaid is a bit weird, but in the right colors, it is also sexy. Mix it with a solid, but not a floral, and it can be even sexier. Why am I saying this? 'Cuz I can. I'm not wearing this combination. Or am I? I could be. Most readers don't see me in person much (I could list known readers who haven't subscribed, but that's up to them to reveal themselves) and only one reader who doesn't see me in person occasionally sees me on MSN. I'd give that out to others on here, but I had to make a whole new account 'cuz of all the viagra ads. What am I going to do with viagra? I don't know anyone who needs it, either, except that crazy old man who flirts with me down the street. What if he reads this? Are you reading this? If you are, I don't mean any offense, just don't ask for any viagra. I didn't order any, despite the ads' claims that I'll desperately need it for my failing love life, though they can't spell half the words and use numbers for letters. Do they hire preteen boys to write viagra ads?
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ReplyDeleteArgyle and plaid is sexy.
Viagra Ads are bad.
Viagra ads are written by prepubescent males.
No one speaks to you in person... or at least I don't.
You've an MSN.
The rest is fuzzy and has something to do with old men and why giving out your MSN is bad. I coulda told you it was bad, regardless of creepy old men. Wait, am I a creepy old man?
You forgot florals and people speak to me in person. I just happen to have more online peeps to hang with.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, you're neither creepy nor old. The man part is debatable ;) But for the sake of this argument, I don't find you creepy. You could be an old woman who spends most of her day knitting, like I intend to do.